Apr 15 @ 8:27pm ϟ 24151 Notes ϟ Reblog

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

Apr 15 @ 8:06pm ϟ 76104 Notes ϟ Reblog
roachpatrol:

pleatedjeans:

Look at this kid: HE BROUGHT HIS OWN MICROPHONE to do a news interview after getting caught drinking/organizing a massive party. [x]

this young man is my hero

roachpatrol:

pleatedjeans:

Look at this kid: HE BROUGHT HIS OWN MICROPHONE to do a news interview after getting caught drinking/organizing a massive party. [x]

this young man is my hero

Apr 15 @ 8:05pm ϟ 1744 Notes ϟ Reblog
itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

Apr 15 @ 8:02pm ϟ 291949 Notes ϟ Reblog

250px:

please watch this video

Apr 15 @ 8:00pm ϟ 22408 Notes ϟ Reblog
❝1: all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once❞
Terry Pratchett  (via corvidae-and-crossroads)
Apr 15 @ 6:54pm ϟ 13266 Notes ϟ Reblog

artschoolglasses:

Favourite Fashion: Alexander McQueen, Fall 2008 RTW

Apr 15 @ 6:53pm ϟ 14956 Notes ϟ Reblog
yamino:

punkrockluna:

i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”

Presentation and flair is an important job requirement for being Mistress of All Evil.

yamino:

punkrockluna:

i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”

Presentation and flair is an important job requirement for being Mistress of All Evil.

Apr 15 @ 6:22pm ϟ 158521 Notes ϟ Reblog
fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

Apr 15 @ 5:45pm ϟ 163117 Notes ϟ Reblog
lookbookdotnu:

When flowers bloom (by Alana Ruas)

lookbookdotnu:

When flowers bloom (by Alana Ruas)

Apr 15 @ 5:08pm ϟ 2362 Notes ϟ Reblog

nazerine:

I love japanese bc it’s so regular and logical. eg,

kore = this, sore = that, dore = which
koko = here, soko = there, doko = where
koitsu = this person, soitsu = that person, doitsu = germany

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